Wanted: Human Shields

I lost the link to this site and can't find it so I apologies to whomever pointed me to it.
Lance in Iraq has a wonderful request now that the Iraqi elections are to be held in only a few short days. He wants all the human shields who volunteered to go to Iraq in Jan. 03 to protect the Iraqi infrastructure to please come back and protect the Iraqi polling stations.
Don't hold your breath folks! There is nothing like an "insubstantial pageant faded" when hypocrites are called on to perform.