### Math

John Derbyshire over at The Corner of NRO threw these out for all you math wizards. Very funny!

Q: What's huge, white, swims in the ocean, and has only one side?

A: Moebius Dick.

Q: What's brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

A: Zorn's lemming.

Q: What's yellow, linear, normed, and complete?

A: A Bananach space.

Q: What does an analytic number theorist say when he's drowning?

A: Log-log, log-log, log-log,...

Q: How many number theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: This is not known, but it is conjectured to be a prime number.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

A: To get to the same side.

***Excuses for not doing math homework:

---I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

---I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook, I couldn't reach it.

---I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.

***Set-theoretic campfire song:

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall

Aleph-null bottles of beer,

You take one down and pass it around,

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall...

Q: What's huge, white, swims in the ocean, and has only one side?

A: Moebius Dick.

Q: What's brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

A: Zorn's lemming.

Q: What's yellow, linear, normed, and complete?

A: A Bananach space.

Q: What does an analytic number theorist say when he's drowning?

A: Log-log, log-log, log-log,...

Q: How many number theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: This is not known, but it is conjectured to be a prime number.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

A: To get to the same side.

***Excuses for not doing math homework:

---I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

---I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook, I couldn't reach it.

---I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.

***Set-theoretic campfire song:

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall

Aleph-null bottles of beer,

You take one down and pass it around,

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall...

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